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The embarrassing part of this account isn't my butt. It's how I'm a hopelessly needy bottom sometimes

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First you post the saucy pics, then you boost them when the 4 people who might like them are online

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Intro 

I realize I never made an introduction/pinned post, so here we go

I'm philly. This account is exactly what it looks like: a place where I share pics of myself (mostly butt centered) and talk feelings/desires I wouldn't feel comfortable posting on my main account.

Following and interacting on main is not *required* for following this account, but it is preferred. That being said, if you like what you see feel free to send a request, the point is to be seen and appreciated after all

No minors, don't be a creep

Thick thighs tell lies... about how fat my ass is

Thick thighs tell lies... about how fat my ass is

Proof of membership to above mentioned itty bitty hairy titty committee

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making this my main account because myasstodon is down

The I'd Rather Be Masturbating hat stays on during the orgy

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I'd rather be fishing hat but it says "I'd rather be masturbating"

"Sex is something you do for someone to love you," someone with a very firm understanding of sex and its appeal

Lewd, weird? 

Desktop clients, clients who can top me on the desk

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The embarrassing part of this account isn't my butt. It's how I'm a hopelessly needy bottom sometimes

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