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@finn hey, don't bottom like this I was agreeing with you! Have some respect!!

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Sincere moving account talk, pinning it 

The while point of a new account for me is to have a reset. Like if I moved, some friends would stay in touch, some wouldn't, some new friends would be made. I also view it as a chance for if someone had been kinda... meh about seeing my posts they can opt out without softblocking or quietly unfollowing

So if you see me here, think "wow, guess they didn't wanna be friends anymore, only faving a post now and then", feel free to pop a request in. We're cool

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As some of you know, I've been volunteering with a mutual aid group in Greensboro. They're trying real hard to get to sustainability with their patreon, but also take one time donations (I'm pretty sure some people from here have done one or the other and thanks because ya'll helped make the goal last month). So if you have any that you want to donate to a good cause that helps many people, you could do much worse than WHOA

i am always hitting buttons. they're not the right buttons, but i hit them nonetheless

Also I said fuck it and restored from sometime in May, so... cool

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goodbye world (turning off instance to take a backup this time like a not idiot)

Thanks twice weekly check-in to Twitter for this hilarious news

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Head and heart full of homemade white sauce with just a *touch* too much vinegar

one time i got home from work and my roommate and his girlfriend were having some kinda heated argument, and they looked up at me like "okay, so, JD, is Carnation Instant Breakfast, by itself, actually breakfast?"

This is where if images were working I'd post master shake saying the line

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woke up to the story about the border collie that was ejected during a crash and found on a nearby sheep farm herding sheep, literally isekai'd into his instinctual calling and living it up. so my day is going pretty good.

wizards will see a witch live to see old age without having to become a lich and say "witches aren't even powerful enough to blow themselves up before the age of 50"

you: I am a wizard,

me as a fantasy therapist: [discreetly writing on my clipboard] danger... to... self... and... others

alienation...a lie nation...thibk about it

Who let me type words 

Inflates your missing person, big and round in my tummy

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