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@finn hey, don't bottom like this I was agreeing with you! Have some respect!!

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Sincere moving account talk, pinning it 

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Fundraising 

Wow, can't believe no one wants to be told they're doing great

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I'm 80% sure this mf in front of me at McDonald's ordered macaroni

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I wish I was having a piña colada on Cheep Cheep Beach

No judgement (no judgement clause is subject to change)

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Reply to this to tell me what you're doing and I'll tell you you're doing great

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Sabrina: "I want people to remember me"
Me: remembering things sabs says to me
Sabrina: "no, not like that"

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Ya ever see literally dozens of pictures of someone but you can't at all keep a picture of them in your mind because they all look like different people to your ape brain?

Offering a firm boobshake to assert dominance in my meetings

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selfie, eye contact 

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i can be your *feral growl* or your *soft mewing*

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Weighing the pros and cons of a mattress protector on a mattress that's made to let air flow through it

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I like sewing, the act of turning one or two pieces of cloth into something with function feels good

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I should make the old singer at my mom's work, I used to be ok with an electric one in HomeEc

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