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If I was a cat i would shit respectfully in the box and not cause problems

Thinking about insulting people I see every day for no reason

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I love thrifting babbieee!! Now I can be comfy and cozy and still feel cute (just a little ec, as a treat)

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Starting a non profit to educate old people about the difference between commas and nonironic ellipses

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Reaching down and grabbing a handful of timeline and rubbing it directly into my face: there's a disturbance here... chewy cookie eaters

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the two sleep genders are cuddly and sweaty

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puttin doritos seasoning in my lipgloss as a treat for senpai

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a real ghost wouldn't have pants because pants don't die

Me: "Why do the kids hate me sometimes?"
Also me: *cheering when one goes to timeout*

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Youngest keeps yelling "don't carry me! I'm gonna be a king!"

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